1. Bald Bull

He's so bald that he actually named himself Bald Bull. It's some sadly seen truth in advertising. But not only is he bald, but he is a bad-ass. He'll beat you silly and talk some serious Turkish trash at you too.

2.  Kratos

God of War or God of Baldness??  I don't know but I won't mess with him. The fucker got kind of lame over time and deserved to be peed on, but there's no questioning how cool he was for a while.  He'll get more if he just stays retired now.

3. Bitores Mendez

Unquestionably the coolest character in RE4 and the scariest part of the game. He should have been the final bad guy. Not enough credit was given to him, so I'm putting him in the 3 spot.  He earned it.

4. Karnov

Sometimes a good guy, sometimes a bad guy, but either way he's always a bad guy.  This bald dude started the trend of bald guys breathing fire that continues to this very day. He's a bald guy who may have been lost in the shuffle, but dammit let's bring him back. He's a damned icon!!

5.  Dhalsim

And here's where the fire breathing bald guys ended. Significantly thinner and much more Hindu.  Dhalsim, holy man to Street Fighters, is one dangerous mofo and even one-ups Karnov by learning to teleport. However because he's more of a copy of the fire breathing original, he's still lower on the list.