aspro said:

If Diet, then I am sad for you. If regular, then it's for your benefit. That shit will kill you.

I am out of beer.

Diet? Oh god no. I'd rather drink a glass full of sea wasps.

travo said:

Why are you out of coke?

Picked up a 12 pack a few weeks ago. I was down to my last can and somehow I got a bit melancholic. ;_;

gamingeek said:

Switch to Dr Pepper

This guy gets it.

Ravenprose said:

Eww, Dr. Pepper is even worse!

This guy will be molested by horny rhinos.

travo said:

Code Red!

What's that?

Ravenprose said:

Vanilla Coke!

I'm not an old lady playing bingo.

You could compromise with Cherry-vanilla Dr. Pepper. It's not bad. I think it turns your poop a weird color though.