To celebrate our 10 year anniversary I think it's only fair that we do the exact same thing every video game magazine did whenever they reached a milestone... create a top 100 list. So that's what I'm going to do. I've spent the last couple weeks thinking this over and I have a list in front of me that I'm pretty happy with. No one else on earth will be happy with it, but as I always say, "fuck off it's my list and I don't give two shits what you think you little pissant." At least I think I say that.
Also, if you recall I did do a top 28 list a while back. However, that was 5 years ago and many great games have come out since, so even that top 28 has some changes in it. There's a few new games, a few games my opinions have changed on, and there was one really great one that I completely overlooked somehow when I made the list the first time. So rest assured there will be some very noticeable changes.
And it's going to go by fast. Since I've got that new job starting in just over a week, my free time may be reduced, so I'm going to try to get all 100 games posted within the next two weeks. I need to sharpen up my writing since this is a PR job so it's good practice. Writing about insurance benefits and filing medical claims is just like video games right?
100Sonic Adventure
99Kaboom
98Conquests of the Longbow
97Streets of Rage 2
96Lollipop Chainsaw
95Bloodborne
94 Crazy Taxi
93Bit.Trip.Beat
92Wii Ski & Snowboard
91RiverCity Ransom
90Dragon Quest Monsters
89Jones in the Fastlane
88Dark Cloud 2
87Professor Layton and the Curious Village
86MadWorld
85Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
84Torneko the Last Hope
83Crystal Castles
82Space Harrier
81Retro Game Challenge
80Final Fantasy VII
79Bulletstorm
78Rayman Legends
77Super Dodge Ball
76World of Goo
75The Magic of Scherazade
74Minecraft
73Fantasy Zone 2
72Golden Axe: Revege of Death Adder
71Final Fantasy Legend II
70Hotel Dusk
69Splatoon
68Pitfall
67Dragon Quest V
66SteamWorld Dig
65Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
64Order Up
63Hearthstone
62Monkey Island II: LeChuck's Revenge
61Bayonetta
60Galaga
59 Earthbound
58Super Mario Bros.
57Wii Sports Resort
56Pac-Man CE: DX
55Trauma Team
I think I played a bit of Legend of Mana back when it first came but I’m not really sure. I bought this off PSN and have it on my PS3. I really should get to playing it one of these days.
I loved Legend of Mana, and used to play it a lot with one of my cousins; but we never got very far. I should try again someday.
Legend of mana looks really cool. Unique games like that makes this list informative.
All right that settles it. Legend of Mana for the next group game play. $6 on PS3.
#25. Darkest Dungeon
When I first heard about Darkest Dungeon in Game Informer I was intrigued. It was described as a Lovecraftian RPG where you had to manage your party's physical health as well as their mental health. When I played it though, I was completely taken in by it. Every other game I had fell to the wayside because I needed to play this delightfully depressing game. And god damned was it ever depressing. You've been tasked with bringing a once glorious town back from the edge of despair and making it great again. Basically an old ancestor got involved with some cult and utterly ruined his lands while drinking, having orgies, and trying to bring Cthulhu back into the world. Definitely really fucked shit up. So now you manage a troupe of adventurers (often leading them to their demise, but that's fine because you can always find more) in attempts to kill off troublemakers and reclaim lost treasures. Sounds easy. It's not. Lots of video games feature flawed heroes, and Darkest Dungeon is no different. But in this game those flaws affect your fighting. Greed, fear of the dark, fear of other teammates and lots of other things can lower your morale and once that happens your team members can turn on each other and become as dangerous as the monsters your fighting. If it drops too low then may just up and kill themselves. It's all delightfully morbid really.
I logged over a hundred hours into this game. The first 40 hours were me just learning how to play the game and essentially starting over once I learned that your party should be treated like pieces of meat rather than valuable team members that you should care about. But at no time did I grumble when I started over. Darkest Dungeon was fun from the get go, but once I really got a handle on what I was doing it really became an entirely different experience. And no matter how bleak and depressing my surroundings or team got I never stopped having fun with it. In fact, it's actually kind of fun at times hearing how badly your old ancestor fucked up his village.
And just in case anyone is reading this and making notes, this is a game that is a much better experience on the PC rather than consoles due to how you control your party members. That said, the Switch and tablet version are likely also a very good versions due to the touchscreen controls. So get it on any of those.
I’m good to go.
#24. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Zelda Through the Looking Glass. Zelda on Acid. Whatever you want to call Majora's Mask, it inevitably has something weird attached to it. And hey why not? It was a Zelda game that required you to explore the world and explore it through a 72 hour window. Plus when you throw in aliens, the world's most dedicated mailman, a creepy moon crashing to earth, and all those wonderful and bizarre masks.... well weird is ultimately the only word that really does the game justice. But as weird as it is, it's pure quality the entire way. Every strange idea plays into the overall theme of the game and makes it absolutely wonderful.
I've picked it up a couple different times over the years. I bought it at launch when it came out on the N64. I still have my VC copy that I also bought the day it was released. But my Gamecube copy was probably the best example of how much I loved the game. When I first got my Gamecube it came with the Zelda collection that included Majora's Mask. Unfortunately it didn't come with a save card. And since it was Christmas Day I didn't have a lot of options on getting one. But even knowing I wouldn't be able to save my game I still popped it in a proceeded to play for most of the afternoon and evening. It didn't matter that my progress would be tossed out the window. I was getting to replay my favorite game in the series, and having to replay the first 6 hours of Major wasn't going to be much of a chore.
Not sure to be happy or upset at that placement. Best Zelda indeed!
Ocarina of Time Master Quest came with my copy of The Wind Waker. I wish it came with Majora's Mask as well.
As a result i've never played it in full.