Okay, so I have access to someone who knows NOTHING about games. NOTHING.
Showed her a Mario cap, she did not know what it was.
So, let's expolit this all we can.
I showed her this: and asked her what she thought the game was about:
After about 7-8 seconds, she said, "Well... it looks like... is that the back of a car? -- is it a car driving game?"
So, drop your cover suggestions here and I'll report back.
Recently Spotted:
*crickets*
(Long Pause) "Metal?... Gear?... Solid? Solid? Um, well 'tactical', so ... military game? A game where you shoot people?" and "I don't like his moustasche"
I dont think anyone likes his moustache.
"Well, that one guy has too many feet. The other one is a slug with musical antanae"
^ Shit. That's going to give me nightmares, Steel.
Jesus... that Chuckie Egg cover.... That's just unpleasant.
"... a baby... watching a game? ...with bubbles?"
close enough.