Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:You do not care what happened in a fantasy comic? Guess what?! They are fantasy comic characters! You are being idiotic here. Batman kicked Superman's ass, it is cannon, accept it.
The Dark Knight Returns is cannon? So Batman kills the joker? Its a separete tale, if it was canon then we would know the end of Batman, all current storylines would mean nothing.
If Superman ever wanted to kill Batman he could, he never wants to.
Cannon is a weapon. Canon is doctrine.
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Iga_Bobovic said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:You do not care what happened in a fantasy comic? Guess what?! They are fantasy comic characters! You are being idiotic here. Batman kicked Superman's ass, it is cannon, accept it.
The Dark Knight Returns is cannon? So Batman kills the joker? Its a separete tale, if it was canon then we would know the end of Batman, all current storylines would mean nothing.
If Superman ever wanted to kill Batman he could, he never wants to.
And if Batman wanted to kill Superman, he would have shoved kryptonite in his mouth. He had the chance to, but he never did. But who cares, this is Batman we are talking about. There are plenty of superheroes, with actual superpowers, that would totally wreck Superman. Goku for one.
The honest truth is that if Batman wanted to kill Superman, he would have dinner with Clark Kent as Bruce Wayne and put kryptonite in the salt. 
He's that cold. Then when Superman was choking for breath, Bruce Wayne would attempt to give mouth to mouth wearing Kryptonite lip balm.
Iga_Bobovic said:And if Batman wanted to kill Superman, he would have shoved kryptonite in his mouth. He had the chance to, but he never did. But who cares, this is Batman we are talking about. There are plenty of superheroes, with actual superpowers, that would totally wreck Superman. Goku for one.
If Superman wanted to he could blow up earth with Batman on it, done, Batman is dead. This is no contest. Batman can't do shit to Superman unless he has his trust and its a surprise, but if they are in a dual to the death, Superman wins in .00000000000001 seconds.
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:And if Batman wanted to kill Superman, he would have shoved kryptonite in his mouth. He had the chance to, but he never did. But who cares, this is Batman we are talking about. There are plenty of superheroes, with actual superpowers, that would totally wreck Superman. Goku for one.
If Superman wanted to he could blow up earth with Batman on it, done, Batman is dead. This is no contest. Batman can't do shit to Superman unless he has his trust and its a surprise, but if they are in a dual to the death, Superman wins in .00000000000001 seconds.
Problem with that is Superman doesn't have the mental capability to kill. It's not in him. He doesn't have that instinct. His morality is as much a part of his character as his powers are. So you have to take that into consideration with this arguement.
Yodariquo said:Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:You do not care what happened in a fantasy comic? Guess what?! They are fantasy comic characters! You are being idiotic here. Batman kicked Superman's ass, it is cannon, accept it.
The Dark Knight Returns is cannon? So Batman kills the joker? Its a separete tale, if it was canon then we would know the end of Batman, all current storylines would mean nothing.
If Superman ever wanted to kill Batman he could, he never wants to.
Cannon is a weapon. Canon is doctrine.
Better theme song
Back to the Future
vs.
Indiana Jones
I need a moment to think about this one.
Dvader said:robio said:Problem with that is Superman doesn't have the mental capability to kill. It's not in him. He doesn't have that instinct. His morality is as much a part of his character as his powers are. So you have to take that into consideration with this arguement.
Fine Superman will freeze Batman with his breath and preserve him. Lets not forget that Batman doesn't kill either. It would be a fight of angry words with nothing happening.
Ultimately that's why they're both pusses, and Wonder Woman could kick both their asses... and make love to their woman in ways they're too cowardly to do.
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:And if Batman wanted to kill Superman, he would have shoved kryptonite in his mouth. He had the chance to, but he never did. But who cares, this is Batman we are talking about. There are plenty of superheroes, with actual superpowers, that would totally wreck Superman. Goku for one.
If Superman wanted to he could blow up earth with Batman on it, done, Batman is dead. This is no contest. Batman can't do shit to Superman unless he has his trust and its a surprise, but if they are in a dual to the death, Superman wins in .00000000000001 seconds.
Two words for you: Kryptonite, Batarang 
In the groin.
Dvader said:robio said:Problem with that is Superman doesn't have the mental capability to kill. It's not in him. He doesn't have that instinct. His morality is as much a part of his character as his powers are. So you have to take that into consideration with this arguement.
Fine Superman will freeze Batman with his breath and preserve him. Lets not forget that Batman doesn't kill either. It would be a fight of angry words with nothing happening.
Dude, you're ruining it.
A new one
Superman
VS
Goku
gamingeek said:Two words for you: Kryptonite, Batarang
In the groin.
gamingeek said:Two words for you: Kryptonite, Batarang
In the groin.
Batman would never get in range of Superman, Superman can just stay flying and shoot down a laser that blows Batmans head up.
Superman beats Goku because anime is lame.
Indy wins.
I do not know who Goku is.
Now, 80s Russia vs 80s America in a war, who wins?
Dvader said:Batman would never get in range of Superman, Superman can just stay flying and shoot down a laser that blows Batmans head up.
How quick ye are to forget the remote controlled Batwing.
And if they fight in a room, the batfan.
Super Sonic will beat Goku.
America always wins, unless its tiny countries we invade like assholes.
After much thinking I perfer BTTF theme. Indy is a great theme for Indy, but I cant see it fitting anywhere else. BTTF theme is majestic in a way few themes are. You put that song to anything and it instantly makes it more epic.
The Batfan is awesome.
or
gamingeek said:
I dont understand what is going on here. Why are there plants around Superman?
I love the BTTF theme, but Indy's kicks all kinds of ass.
Fuck Darkseid. Thanos actually destroyed the Universe and caused the cancellation of the Silver Surfer animated series. He is that
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