Usually all at once so that I can rinse them off.

Foolz said:

Either/or. Or even both at once.

Yes. but mostly I take a cluster off the main bunch, then rinse them, then consume them one by one off the sub-branch.  I don't often eat more than 5-8 at a time, so working on intake efficiency is not an issue.

If I were in a grape eating contest I'd remove them, rinse them, then guzzle.

SupremeAC said:

Here at the VGPress we don't shy away from posing the big questions in life.

When eating grapes, do you pluck them from the cluster one by one as you eat them, or do you first pluck them all for increased intake speed during consumption?

I dry them and put them in oatmeal with cinnamon and a little honey.

Sounds like its made by the same people who made sour raisins.

robio said:

Have you guys ever had those cotton candy grapes? They genuinely taste like cotton candy, but for that same reason they're not great grapes. After you have three or four, it's just too sweet to enjoy. But they're a damn fine novelty.

Leave it to Americans to produce fruit that tastes like candy.

Its baffling because grapes are delicious. Maybe we've conditioned to only like stuff loaded with sugar.

How the hell did I?

This is what I get for clicking comments from the homepage

Did you try them?  I want to try a Muppet Baby grape.  Or Grape Ape grapes.

There is a blast from the past.