I know is not a VGpress insult but it has to go here. 

When Carnage insulted Archangel:

"But if a guy can either walk into a restaurant and enjoy the food on offer, or dive into its dumpster and enjoy whatever he finds, I view that as worth noting (such a person is a guy I don't pay an attention to) but not really something to get upset about."

And then I penned the term: Hobo Gourmet

gamingeek said:

I know is not a VGpress insult but it has to go here. 

When Carnage insulted Archangel:

"But if a guy can either walk into a restaurant and enjoy the food on offer, or dive into its dumpster and enjoy whatever he finds, I view that as worth noting (such a person is a guy I don't pay an attention to) but not really something to get upset about."

And then I penned the term: Hobo Gourmet

Here's Dvader posting the original: http://thevgpress.com/ggweekly/ggweekly_1238454000_4.html#comment21458

And here is the original Hobo Gourmet: http://thevgpress.com/ggweekly/ggweekly_1238454000_5.html#comment21538

Yodariquo said:

I can also use this opportunity to remind people of the favourites feature here.  You can save your favourite forum posts by clicking the start on the right side of the screen beside their post.

I did not know that.

And we have a new Hall of Famer

give it up to GAMINGEEK!

gamingeek said:

SteelAttack said:

gamingeek said:

phantom_leo said:

From the story-line of Street Fighter Alpha:

"Cody has been imprisoned for the brutal murder of one of the infamous Andore brothers. During a gang war with the Mad Gears crime syndicate, Cody bludgeoned his victim to death with multiple iron-pipe blows to the head. Cody has been given a life sentence, but escapes when he learns his bunk-mate was a Canadian criminal known solely by the initials of GME. His escape attempt lands him directly in the middle of an ongoing Street Fighting tournament where he is hunted by his former friend, Guy."

aka Joel Noble, crazy criminal GodModeEnabled.

No wonder he broke out, Godmode probably kept trying to touch his ass.

I used to be a normal man, until I blugeoned a guy to death. Little did I know the dangers I would face in prison. His name, was Godmode Enabled.

I had to cover my crotch 24/7 and keep a hand near my ass at times too.

Prison changed me.

gamingeek said:

That's not funny enough. We need more iwata and Kaz.

 Silence!

If I say it's funny enough, then by god it's funny enough.

And I say it's funny enough. 

You are a Hall of Famer and that is final.

Yodariquo said:

Lest we forget

Ah, yes...

Forum Wars, Me whipping out my wang and Kitty Porn...

That truly was a GREAT day...!

*sigh!*

That's it Raven, you challenge my opinion and I challege you to a duel!

Your dual anal vs my IR controlled pistol, of DOOM!

This is going to be sweet.

Have at it! Bitch!

Okay we have 3 nominees here all from the Santa thread

The Good (from Leo)

It's been a while since you've heard from me and I'm sorry for that. Since the last time I wrote you, I've grown from a boy to a man, and I think you would be proud of the person I've become. I work very hard now at what I do, and I'm no longer wanting for anything. I can take care of myself, my family and my friends and do so whenever I can.

Throughout my life I have seen the best in people and the worst in people; there have been times when my body has been broken, but never my spirit. Though hurt by the hands of strangers and familiar people too, I have never stopped caring about the world around me. Even in this day and age, I still wish for peace, tolerance, forgiveness and a better life for all.

I know it's a lot to ask these days and sometimes it seems like an impossibility, but I wanted to write to you with a little glimmer of hope. In the remotest reaches of the web, there exists a site. On this site there's a group of guys. These guys are from all corners of the Earth, but together they are a miracle. Though different in personality, unique in tastes and all possessing the sharpest of tongues and wit... they all get along! Every day they share their stories. Every day they make each other laugh. They even argue sometimes, but when all is said and done, they remain friends!

Even the mildest gamers are competitive by nature, but these guys STILL all get along. If only the rest of the world could take a lesson from them!

Since there's nothing I want, I'll ask a favor instead. Watch over these guys. May they and their families know nothing but good fortune. From the smallest of joys in the newest of games to the greatest of treasures in the eyes of their sons and their daughters, let each and every day bring them a little more happiness.

Let their good natures serve as an example for the rest of the world to see. Let their site grow and grow. Let the hobby they all share flourish and bring even more people together.

It may not be world peace, but it's a good start! When good people get together in the name of good times, when they see past their differences and treat each other excellently, what more can you ask for really? This is the one and only thing I ask for this year Santa. Please make it come true!

The Good (from Yoda)

Dear Mr. Niklaus,

You are the beneficiary of a large sum of the late prince Umeche in the total of $35 million.  In order for the funds to be transferred, a cover charge of $3,000 needs to be paid, then it can be wired to your account.

You are strongly advised to Contact The foreign remittance officer of OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA

1) Your Full Name and address:
2) Mobile/Fax number#:
3) Bank Details where you want the money to be transferred for you:
4) Age and occupation.

For more directives.

Lastly you are warned to disregard any other contact with other
officer Banks unless as been directed by this Bank, We are very sorry forthe plight you have gone through in the past.

Thanks for adhering to this instruction.

Thanks and once again congratulations.

Yours faithfully.

Dr. Alhaji Umaru Bello Girei
Executive Secretary Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

And the downright nasty (from Dark Robio)

Dear Santa,

Let's cut straight to it shall we?  I have not been a good boy this year.  Not even close.  Over the past 12 months I convinced Capcom that Spyborgs was a great idea, pulled the plug on Duke Nuke'em Forever (it would have been 2010 GoTY based on what I played), forced Factor 5 to go out of business, single handedly developed the PSPgo, and poisoned Britany Murphy.  These are in fact the very least of my crimes.  Let's just say I've been naughty and I don't deserve anything.  That being said, it's still in your best interest to bring me everything that I want.

You see, on Christmas Eve while you're busy flying around the world I'll be taking a trip of my own.  I'll be going to the North Pole where I will be visiting Mrs. Claus and will proceed to bone her in a way that you've never been man enough to do.  I will violate every single orafice on her body and don't doubt for a second that your moaning whore of a wife will love every second of it.  And it will all be video taped.  From the beginning when I mount her pastey wrinkled ass until the end when I make her face as white as your snowy beard.  Then I will leave the bitch and be on my way home.

If I don't find everything I want under my tree the next morning, that videotape will be sent to every media outlet in the world.  YouTube, TMZ, the Christian Science Monitor and everything else you can think of will have a digital copy in their hands.  So think about your wife and her reputation.  I'll be there either way getting my fill of the old bag, but it's up to you who finds out about it.

Merry Christmas,

Dark Robio

P.S.  There will be no cookies and milk for you at my house you fat bastard, but in a show of holiday spirit I'll leave some cheap whiskey for you.