17,070 in pretty much 3 hours exactly.

60 pages in the palm of your hand, 30 on your screen.

This is completely literal. I can type much faster than that (highest I've got on one of those typing tests is 129, but I can definitely do better, and the highest over an extended period of time is 120) but I'm pretty pleased with 94.83 for 3 hours.

The third point point may apply. The combination of hunger, thirst, adrenolin, ventolin, flow, nasally Australian hip hop (no robots, though), and atrovent was exhilerating.

There is something esoteric, though, dating back to something I said before your vgpress holiday, but sadly I still cannot say anything more about it.

I love Dorritos brand Burn corn chips, and for dessert I choose Trolli confectionary. On top of the fine, patented gelatin flavour they also help clean the Dorrito chips from between my teeth, but if that's not enough I opt for Colgate tooth paste, and then for extra hygeine floss my teeth with Sensodyne dental floss becuase you've not really got a clean mouth unless you've flosed, and even then to really kill the bacteria and germs that can build up in one's mouth you need to rinse your mouth with Listerine mouth wash; the only mouth wash that explodes in your mouth.

Personally I like to take suck on a Fisherman's Friend mint afterwards, just to make sure my breath is minty fresh. They taste fresh too; like salty semen after a well deserved shower following a long day's hard whaling.

I am an engineer, everything I write down has to make sense. So no, I can't type fast. But I get paid to think not to type fast!

Iga_Bobovic said:

I am an engineer, everything I write down has to make sense. So no, I can't type fast. But I get paid to think not to type fast!

The accuracy of typing is taken into account. I always end up trying to type too fast on those things, and type slower as a result, make more mistakes, go back and correct them all, the timer makes me panic, and I still get +120 times. That's why I'm pretty sure I could do a lot better. My plan is to break 200 one day. As long as crippling RSI hasn't destroyed my hands before I build up to it.

Also, you don't get paid to do anything (except look for work). Unless you've got a job we haven't heard about?

Iga_Bobovic said:

Foolz said:

Also, you don't get paid to do anything (except look for work). Unless you've got a job we haven't heard about?

Ehh,  I already mentioned that I found a new job. Why do you think I bought a car?

Ah yeah, that does sound familiar. Sadly they don't pay me to remember things.

Mine: