I once tried to put up new LED lights, but they got rejected by the missus and had to take them down. 
You tried to string them inside her like anal beads right?
Damn GG, you're curious today. Usually the tc shares a story first, so....
Once I asked if we could hang an original piece of art in the lounge area of the bedroom (above the couch), but the partner at the time through that was a waste and put up a print instead. I only miss that couch, the way it caught the autumnal sun. I don't often reflect on the horrible choice of art.
travo said:Damn GG, you're curious today. Usually the tc shares a story first, so....
Boredom makes me think up stupid stuff. You first. This topic creator is staying shut tight. Like an unwilling anus.
One time a girl told me to put it in her ass. I put the head in....she said OUCH then pulled away and said nevermind you're gonna have to get me drunk to try that again. But she never let me try again, drunk or not. Bitch.
That's cold.
Stories plz.