"Hey Douchebags, I'm dying. Remember me by watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, playing Endless Ocean, watching Summer Wars and naming your children GG. Even the ones already born, change those names! Goodbye, I wish you all the best. Peace out."
"Hey guys...and girl lurkers, I love you all. I wished we could've actually got together in person. I always wanted to have a VGPress get together. Hey, now that I'm going to heaven, I can check over everyone of you from heaven. We'll see who lying about their wang sizes. I'm going to leave my game systems, online username and ID's to my son. Treat him well, guys. Hey, what do you know, I successfully dodged all Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood episodes! Peace and...."
If I were to die specifically tonight , I certainly wouldn't press pause. Is there a way I can fast forward instead?
But if I did, I'd post goatse: what's better than a classic GameSpot suicide thread announcing one's actual death?
Oh man, those were the BEST!
travo said:"Hey guys...and girl lurkers, I love you all. I wished we could've actually got together in person. I always wanted to have a VGPress get together. Hey, now that I'm going to heaven, I can check over everyone of you from heaven. We'll see who lying about their wang sizes. I'm going to leave my game systems, online username and ID's to my son. Treat him well, guys. Hey, what do you know, I successfully dodged all Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood episodes! Peace and...."
I'm amending my message to:
"Travo is a dick. Ban him."
I'd say goodbye to yall and post a youtube clip for the Steve Vai song "Warm Regards".
I'd post my mom's address and ask one of you to send her a letter telling her I love her and ask her to tell my girlfriend I love her and to tell my close friends and family to have a beer together for me. We'll meet again!
I'd post this pic, and say, "I'm dead, motherfuckers! Peace out!"
edgecrusher said:I'd say goodbye to yall and post a youtube clip for the Steve Vai song "Warm Regards".
I'd post my mom's address and ask one of you to send her a letter telling her I love her and ask her to tell my girlfriend I love her and to tell my close friends and family to have a beer together for me. We'll meet again!
I expected horse cock pictures.
*please don't post one as a reply to this*
After that I just say have a drink for me making a strong one. No light beer stuff.
gamingeek said:I expected horse cock pictures.
*please don't post one as a reply to this*
Ravenprose said:
I expected gerbil cock pictures.
Excellent replies all. I expected no less. Well, actually I did... but... well. awesome replies.
I'm glad we didn't disappoint this time.
Dying brings out the best in some people.
gamingeek said:I expected horse cock pictures.
*please don't post one as a reply to this*
What the fuck edge!
travo said:I'm glad we didn't disappoint this time.
robio said:In rare momentswe have been known to rise to rise to the occasion.
Foolz said:Dying brings out the best in some people.
Yeah did not mean to condescend with that comment. But sometimes my stuff falls falat leaving me to del the original post the next day, so it was inspiring for so many of your to actually reply. 
I haven't replied yet because I was thinking about what I'd write. In the end I can only conclude that I'd press that pause button, think over what exactly I'd want my last words here to be, and then would die 3 minutes later without having written anything.
However, I'd like to think that my wife knows me well enough to realize I'd have liked her to come to this place and type a short message to tell you all about what happened to me. As it went with Crimsonpug, and, presumably, Rubix_Cube.
If you were going to die tonight, but were given a pause button, that would only work toward the purpose of communicating on thevgpress.com (and then only ork for 3 minutes), what would you post (no goatse please)?
I would post the following:
"Hey guys, only have 3 mins and then I will die, but I really love you all and if you want to understand me go back and listen to the podcasts I did for this site and gamunder.net (yeah still, not the actual thing but close). If I ever ofended anyone here, deeply sorry, and totally not intended. My only regret is not having played more games, and not having bought a Wii U earlier and an XBOne.. chest tightening. Foolz, I leave all my games to you. Come back Raven!!... cough...." "..."