So there is a great internet formula.... do exactly the opposite of what conventional wisdom tells you, and it will be AWESOME. Talking to strangers is no exception, which makes Omegle pretty freakin sweet.

So basically you get randomly matched up with a stranger in a chat, that's it. Here are the first three I did... if it weren't almost 1 am I'd probably keep going for hours.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: love you
You: Sweet
Stranger: you are awesome
You: It's so true. It's like you know me.
Stranger: your are great at everything you do
You: Pretty much dude
Stranger: have a nice night
Stranger: and dont forget
Stranger: to eat lucky charms
Stranger:
You: I will keep that in mind
You: Thank you wise sage
Stranger: np
Stranger: byes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: no kevin
Stranger: i know for a fact
Stranger: you do NOT party
You: It's true, I don't
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thats why i said it
You: Except I changed my name from Kevin years ago
Stranger: whats your name now then?
Stranger: are you kevin powell?
You: Oh my gaaaaad
You: Get out of my head!
Stranger: is your brothers name rod kimble?
You: No, detective john kimball
Stranger: YOU FUCKING LIAR
Stranger: GO WATCH HOT ROD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdy
Stranger: are you from the US
You: No I am not
You: Does your character have facial hair?
Stranger: say what?
You: Are they wearing a hat?
Stranger: what you talking about willis?
You: You gonna eat yo' coooornbread?
Stranger: post this on funny junk bitch
You: Funnywhatnow
Stranger: now
Stranger: funnyjunk.com
You: Is that what people use this for? My friend just linked me to this site like, minutes ago
You: I talked to 2 completely insane people so I thought I'd take the other side on this one
Stranger: oh you dont have to post this on funny junk
Stranger: but it would be funny
You: Sweet because I googled "funny junk bitch" like you suggested and it just brought up porn
Stranger: funny junk, bitch*
You: Yeah then I dropped the bitch and searched again
Stranger: that is smart
You: I am
Stranger: kudos for you
You: I would make you an oragami crane for good luck and pass it through the internet, but I cannot.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I come from the bountiful land known as Canada, or Kanata as the beavers call it
Stranger: YOUR A CANOOK!
You: So many things wrong with that phrase, I just...
Stranger: what are you talking aboot
You: eh?
Stranger: what, eh?
You: ya hoser
Stranger: you got bacon?
You: Yes, but strangely enough, not Canadian bacon. That is only available in the US.
Stranger: you should send me some bacon
You: I don't think the envelope would stand up to all the grease
Stranger: how about genuine syrup
You: Is there artificial syrup?
Stranger: yes made from pure sugar and not maple trees, usually found at the dollar store.
You: Interesting. Personally I almost prefer corn syrup over maple syrup.
Stranger: can you send me some hemp soap, i saw some in Victoria
You: There is probably some around. The last hemp thing I saw were hemp waffles
Stranger: lol
Stranger: canadians are crazy
You: crazy like a fox
Stranger: trapped in a box?
You: eating some socks
Stranger: looking at loading docks
You: cargo from china, caught chicken pox
Stranger: that came off an ox
You: cut off his gold locks
Stranger: ate a few cocks
You: .... Touché.
Stranger: (chickens)
You: of course
Stranger: yes
You: Did he win a pulletzer prize?
Stranger: no he lost it before his eyes
You: what a surprize.... i cant rhyme prize with surprise can I... dammit
Stranger: was sad and ate chicken fries
You: stop telling lies
Stranger: i cant while the fox flies
You: it went straight to his thighs?
Stranger: and he was stangled by his ties...
You: led to his demise
Stranger: to which we watch him rise
You: and take to the skies
Stranger: live on fury fox and here our cries
You: Even if it takes a thousand tries
Stranger: we will live our lives
You: make ends meet by robbing bee hives
Stranger: and chopping chives
You: for which we strive
Stranger: to make the great dive
You: don't drink and drive, arrive alive.
Stranger: make the journey arise
You: Well this could go on for hours haha. It's like 12:30 here so I think I'm gonna go to bed D:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice rhyming with you
You: shine on, crazy stranger
You have disconnected.

It's as if I was listening to a Beatles song, except I didn't want to kill myself out of disgust and boredom.

That's amazing.