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Penis size in US ranked by state and city.
*Leo looks at NYC and proudly smiles*
*then he looks at Miami way down the list, points and laughs at Vader*
*then he looks at Miami way down the list, points and laughs at Vader*
USA 5.1 inches... W.T.F. ? !
Mexico 6.2 inches...
STEEEEEEEEEL!
Stop skewing the measurments! You're making us look bad ! ! !
Mexico 6.2 inches...
STEEEEEEEEEL!
Stop skewing the measurments! You're making us look bad ! ! !
phantom_leo said:USA 5.1 inches... W.T.F. ? !
Mexico 6.2 inches...
STEEEEEEEEEL!
Stop skewing the measurments! You're making us look bad ! ! !
I think cultural diversity probably messes with the US average.
Did you see Kongo, 7 inch is the average, WTF.
phantom_leo said:USA 5.1 inches... W.T.F. ? !
Mexico 6.2 inches...
STEEEEEEEEEL!
Stop skewing the measurments! You're making us look bad ! ! !
I don't know what's more disturbing: That Colorado is 40th on that list (thankfully, was not born here, so I don't fit in that group) or the fact that a worldwide penis size list actually exists?
...and all I heard was...
Ravenprose said:blah blah blah blah blah wide penis blah blah blah blah?
Edited: Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:53:10
phantom_leo said:...and all I heard was...Ravenprose said:blah blah blah blah blah wide penis blah blah blah blah?
phantom_leo said:USA 5.1 inches... W.T.F. ? !
Mexico 6.2 inches...
STEEEEEEEEEL!
Stop skewing the measurments! You're making us look bad ! ! !
All the small dicked Mexicans left to live in America
UK and Canada is 5.5
Well, it's good to know I'm ahead of the curve.
How the hell did they measure his? Especially worldwide?
Oh use centimetres you backwards small dicked savages.
Iga_Bobovic said:How the hell did they measure this?
Using a few shots of Tequila and a tape measure, probably.
That's how I do it at least.
phantom_leo said:Iga_Bobovic said:How the hell did they measure this?
Using a few shots of Tequila and a tape measure, probably.
That's how I do it at least.
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Just last week, America's first condom store, Condomania, opened its database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes. In this ten-times larger database, the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. What made this all possible? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit condoms --the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics.
Just think of the jokes, pun, and terminology that will ensue after this study. Here's one: "genital relocation" -- if the competition is too "stiff" in your city, you can always move to Dallas or Philadelphia where you might, um, stand out more.
Can I suggest a follow up study? Now that we know who has the biggest stick, I suggest finding out who really has the biggest balls of them all..
Here are some highlights from the study's database:
Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
Second Highest Ranking City: Washington, D.C.
Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
50 States Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming