I got the crazy idea this morning that I want to either re-do all of my old Zoner comics, or possibly create actual crudely-animated series out of them. I asked my mom, and she assures me that my 2 Ziplock freezer bags full of my comics and other nostalgia are still safely in a drawer, despite me not seeing them last time I was home. Then I checked my old Geocities account, but didn't find anything there. What I did find were these even more crudely drawn comics, based loosely off the style of ToothpasteForDinner. Geocities says these images were last modified March 2004 (seems longer.) Enjoy.

This was apparently inspired by British people on TVO. "Sconns"

This is true.

This is probably also true.

Don't let your parents convince you into getting a paper route.