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SOE old list of non-US credit cards were stolen.  Kaz is going to have to bow some more. soe.com news Dvader
[gameinformer.com] Mortal Kombat DLC Coming Wednesday If Toys R Us is to be believed. gameinformer.com news aspro
Dyack: Too Human Trilogy To Be Completed No other details other than a short quote. industrygamers.com news aspro
[eurogamer.net] Ubisoft Opens Film Division Will handle movies of their games, not the other way around. eurogamer.net news aspro
MS Opens Kinect Studio in Vancouver Platform holder looking to make shooter for core. industrygamers.com news aspro
[gamasutra.com] Sony Addresses Various Rumors Passwords were protected, CC's not for sale, Sony wasn't offered ransom request. gamasutra.com news aspro
[gamespot.com] Modern Warfare 3 In the Works? Voice actor for "Gaz" tweets he is in LA working on "something". gamespot.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] SOE Goes Down As Well They've "discovered an issue". joystiq.com news aspro
[arstechnica.com] Ars Technica Reviews Portal 2 "It's by no means a bad game. It's a good game, for sure. Certainly better than average." arstechnica.com impressions aspro
[vg247.com] PSN Memberships By Country Enumerated 31,140,307 accounts in the US. vg247.com news aspro
[eurogamer.net] Gears 3 Beta Expanding This Week Current testers will get "buddy tokens" to give out. eurogamer.net news aspro
Zelda 3DS Limited Supply Confirmed Japan will only get 150K at launch. andriasang.com news aspro
Darkspore Reviewed by 1UP "B+" "Spore sheds its raw ambition and evolves into an addictive Diablo clone." 1up.com impressions aspro
[computerandvideogames.com] Cancelled Sonic game footage Sonic Extreme computerandvideogames.com gamingeek
[neogaf.com] Euro voice actor confirms US Xenoblade release Is he mistaken? neogaf.com news gamingeek
[cnn.com] Anonymous Shifts Focus From Sony to... Iran? Looks like no additional damage could be done to Sony anyway. cnn.com news aspro
The Press Room Episode #93.1 Audio of Sony PSN conference with Vader and Homer's commentary. thepressroompodcast.com editorial impressions news aspro
[gamespot.com] US New Releases Week of May 2 2011 Motorstorm, Black Ops Expansion... gamespot.com news aspro
[siliconera.com] CAPCOM USA Explains CAPCOM Japan's MegaManphobia Capcom Japan thinks we don't like Megaman. siliconera.com news aspro
[vg247.com] THQ Q3 Sales Drop Slightly, Profits Improve Slightly But in all, they lost $136.1 million in 2010. vg247.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] uDraw Tablets Coming to PS360 This year Each will have it's own look. joystiq.com news aspro
[giantbomb.com] SOE Credit Card Fiasco Gets Slightly Better Of the 12,000 cards exposed only 900 are valid. giantbomb.com news aspro
[gamasutra.com] Interview with Infamous 2 Art Director gamasutra.com news aspro
[gameinformer.com] Starbreeze Working on Syndicate Reboot Open-world. gameinformer.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] New Ocarina of Time Trailer First english trailer for the 3DS title. joystiq.com media news aspro
[eurogamer.net] Duke Nukem Forever PC Specs Will it run on a 14 year old computer? eurogamer.net news aspro
[eurogamer.net] Microsoft Holding Halo-Fest at PAX West Celebrating 10th anniversary of Halo. eurogamer.net news aspro
[gaming-age.com] LEGO Pirate of the Caribbean Demo Available on XBLA Would have been on PSN too gaming-age.com news robio
[thestar.com] Canadian Class-Action Suit Filed Against Sony For PSN Hack For Over A Billion Looneys thestar.com news robio
Saints Row: Drive-By Shot Down The PSN/XBLA title has been cancelled gameplaytoday.com news robio
[computerandvideogames.com] Dungeons & Dragons: Daggerdale Screenshots Old School D&D for PSN and XBLA computerandvideogames.com impressions media robio
[mcvuk.com] Black Ops Escalation Hits XBLA 1200 MSP; Includes four online maps and new zombie level. mcvuk.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Nintendo Rumored to Introduce Budget Wii Games "Wii Select" will feature games we all already have. vg247.com news aspro
[mcvuk.com] UK Weekly Charts Portal 2 holds first place. mcvuk.com news aspro
[gamasutra.com] Gamasutra Editorializes on Merging Game Media News Corp. fattens IGN with UGO to prepare it for sale. gamasutra.com editorial aspro
Oddworld: The Hand of Odd revived, Stranger's Wrath HD FUCK YEAH! neoseeker.com news Foolz
[vg247.com] New Madden 12 Trailer Mascots. vg247.com media news aspro
[nintendo.co.jp] Full Text Of Iwata's Comments to Investors Skip the secondary sources and read for yourself. nintendo.co.jp news aspro
[siliconera.com] More BurgerTime Details Interview with developer. siliconera.com news aspro
[giantbomb.com] Sony's Testimony To US Congress Anonymous left calling card. They left firewalls open. giantbomb.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] Civ 5 Viking and Explorer DLC Available Now For the low low price of $7.49 on Steam. joystiq.com news aspro
[vg247.com] EA Lost $276 Million in 2010 Other financial and game sale details revealed. vg247.com news aspro
[gameinformer.com] Darkness 2 Dated - October 4 in NA 7th Elsewhere. That was a quick PR cycle. gameinformer.com news aspro
[giantbomb.com] Resumes Indicate Far Cry 3 in Production giantbomb.com news aspro
Japanese Charts Week Ending May 1 El Shaddai #3, two new PSP RPGS's 1 and 2. andriasang.com news aspro
Mass Effect 3 Delayed to 2012 They want to "exceed everyone's expectations." 1up.com news aspro
[nintendolife.com] Dr. Laurent Wasn't Meant To Look Like Prof. Layton  Gameplay and character design just a coincidence. nintendolife.com news robio
G4 Hawken first look preview g4tv.com gamingeek
[youtube.com] Assasins Creed Revelations teaser 3 youtube.com media gamingeek
[eurogamer.net] Nintendo E3 press conference dated Tuesday 7th June at 9am PDT - 5pm UK time. eurogamer.net news gamingeek
[kotaku.com] HOLY CRAP! Skyward Sword Hidden Secret! It won't ruin anything, but it is AMAZING! VADER! WATCH! kotaku.com media phantom_leo
Wii 2: What developers want industrygamers.com news gamingeek
[nintendo.com] US Gets Wii Price Drop As Well $149 Bundle and $20 games announced. nintendo.com news aspro
[mcvuk.com] Nintendo Cuts Wii to £129 in UK New bundle announced. mcvuk.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Zero Gravity Racing Game Wipeout Returning? Sony site registrations indicate so. vg247.com news aspro
Homefront is "Profitable" THQ hopes for sales of 3 million ultimately. industrygamers.com news aspro
[siliconera.com] I-Ninja 2 Concept Art Okay, I know none of you care, but the original was good. siliconera.com media aspro
[vg247.com] New Mass Effect 3 Screens vg247.com media aspro
Motorstorm Apocalypse Review from 1UP "B" "Surprisingly" not bad. 1up.com impressions aspro
[ign.com] Bangai-O HD (8.5) GREAT! Review Speaking of GREAT XBLA Treasure games! ign.com impressions phantom_leo
[gamasutra.com] EA Has Spent $80 Million on Star Wars MMO So far... says Pachter. gamasutra.com news aspro
Witcher Gets Polish Playboy Cover NSFW ripten.com news aspro
[giantbomb.com] LA Noire Will Come on 3 DVD's for 360 Should slow down the torrents. giantbomb.com news aspro
[siliconera.com] 360 of Square's CEO Crashes He lost many game saves. siliconera.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Latest Trailer for id's RAGE vg247.com media aspro
[gameinformer.com] Super Meat Boy Level Editor Arrives Manipulate your own Meat Boy. gameinformer.com news aspro
Japan: PSP Almost Outsells Other Platforms COMBINED Last weeks hardware numbers. andriasang.com news aspro
[time.com] Top Game Designers Picks for the Smithsonian Museum Chubby Cherub Fails to Make the List time.com news robio
[computerandvideogames.com] Assassin's Creed Revelations Officially Announced First Screenshot Released computerandvideogames.com media news robio
[neogaf.com] Konami to have pre-E3 event!!! The greatest conference of all time gets a sequel! neogaf.com news Dvader
Deus Ex HR: Two video walkthroughs 1up.com media gamingeek
[twitter.com] New Batman game coming? Domains registered for the Gotham Rogues twitter.com news gamingeek
Miyamoto on Toon Link "So yes, well I know, there are plenty of people who hate cartoon version …" izelda.net news gamingeek
[nintendo.gr] Nintendo Greece OOT 3DS preorder bonuses Mini-Ocarina, Deku seeds, case WTH?! nintendo.gr news gamingeek
[gonintendo.com] Nintendo Power 237 preview pages gonintendo.com news gamingeek
[kotaku.com] Reggie talks declining wii sales A natural decline from year 2 onwards kotaku.com news gamingeek
[shopncsx.com] No More Heroes Sylvia model You can buy it, bikini and trenchcoat model shopncsx.com news gamingeek
Nintendo: Our security is safe Online stuff is a-okay kotaku.com.au news gamingeek
[destructoid.com] Metal Arms Glitch: The Sad Story destructoid.com news gamingeek
[nintendo-okie.com] Red Steel 2 Lookback nintendo-okie.com gamingeek
Awesome display of videogame art here rampagedreality.com media gamingeek
[gameinformer.com] VIDEO: Conduit 2's insane ending Starts at the 10 minute mark gameinformer.com media gamingeek
[gamespot.com] Dream Trigger 3D Anxiety Gameplay Trailer gamespot.com media gamingeek
Japanese Charts - Media Create Version Dragon Quest Monsters Joker 2 was the top seller for the week. andriasang.com news aspro
[siliconera.com] History: Interview with Blaster Master Creator Yoshiaki Iwata. siliconera.com editorial aspro
[kotaku.com] Anonymous Left Calling Card on PSN Servers ...at the time of the Hack. kotaku.com news phantom_leo
[eurogamer.net] Black Rock Laying Off 40 Staff Split/Second sequel cancelled. eurogamer.net news aspro
[joystiq.com] New Transformers Screens joystiq.com media aspro
[gameinformer.com] Judge Dismisses Player Likeness Suit Against EA NCAA athletes were suing for royalties. gameinformer.com news aspro
Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO Looking at 2012 2012 release looking more likely. 1up.com news aspro
[gameinformer.com] Guitar Hero Chat Leads to Murder Arrest You might not want to confess to a felony on XBLA. gameinformer.com news aspro
[eurogamer.net] EA: New Xbox Rumors False "100 per cent not true." eurogamer.net news aspro
[vg247.com] Konami Rebuilding Pro Evo Soccer But "it's a long process" vg247.com news aspro
[gameinformer.com] US NEA Now Offering Grants fo Game Development National Endownment for the Arts. gameinformer.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] Rayman Origins is Retail Game, Not Download Coming end of this year. Looks GREAT. joystiq.com news aspro
[giantbomb.com] Congressional Testimony: Sony Knew PSN Vulnerable Did you see the "Congressional Testimony" part? giantbomb.com news aspro
[develop-online.net] Crytek Lays-off Over 40 Source claims job cuts were triggered by 'forced studio switch'. develop-online.net news aspro
[develop-online.net] EA has next gen Xbox dev kits EA thinks 2012 release. develop-online.net news Dvader
[mcvuk.com] Nintendo revises privacy policy Asks to gather data, if you say no they cancel your membership mcvuk.com news gamingeek
[gamekyo.com] Megaman Legends 3 media blast gamekyo.com media gamingeek
[gamekyo.com] New Duke Nukem Forever trailer gamekyo.com media gamingeek
[ign.com] IGN officially buys 1up and UGO ign.com news gamingeek
[gamesradar.com] Hardcore old Nintendo is looking increasingly likely gamesradar.com editorial gamingeek
[siliconera.com] Burnout Crash Ain't What You Think It Is Top-down, cartoony graphics. siliconera.com news aspro
The Press Room Episode #94 Recorded just hours ago, FRESH news. thepressroompodcast.com editorial impressions news aspro
[siliconera.com] Capcom's Profits Up 258% in 2010 Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Dead Rising 2 and a lot more helped in 2010. siliconera.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Replays Now Enabled on Team Fortress 2 Upload to YouTube or Steam. vg247.com news aspro
[cnet.com] Third Attack Against Sony Planned They also plan to display the information stolen so far. cnet.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Aussies, Buy Witcher 2 Now, Before it Goes Up $20 Lame. After tomorrow it will be $63.00. vg247.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] Sony Offering Free Credit Protection for Users Users will be e-mailed with the offer. joystiq.com news aspro
Super Meat Boy Will Never Get a Sequel "There won't ever be a Super Meat Boy 2" 1up.com news aspro
[playstation.com] Sony giving PSN users two free PS3 games to download. Or two PSP games. (SCEE Only). playstation.com news Dvader
[escapistmagazine.com] Games officialy classified as art by USA. Suck it Ebert! (Poor guy, I like him) escapistmagazine.com news Dvader
[joystiq.com] New WayForward Game Hitting DSiWare Today From Shantae, Boy and His Blob developers. joystiq.com news aspro
[ign.com] Is PSN Working? Just a quick link. Handy to have here just for quick reference! ign.com phantom_leo
Miyamoto: 'I'm the person who saw things differently The creator of Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros talks about his future plans at Nintendo guardian.co.uk news gamingeek
[gonintendo.com] Gamestop release list mentions Sonic Generations 3DS As well as Time Crisis 3DS and Rayman Origins Wii gonintendo.com news gamingeek
[yahoo.com] Massachusetts Town Votes to Keep Arcades Illegal Also bans flying autogyros to Prussia yahoo.com news robio
[vg247.com] Heavenly Sword 2 Rumoured for E3 Huh. vg247.com darthhomer
Waiting for LA Noire on PC? Don't hold your breath. ripten.com news aspro
Valve Not Done With Single Player Newell clarifies earlier statement. ripten.com news aspro
[vg247.com] Bungie Won't Be at E3 Another year of waiting no doubt. vg247.com news aspro
[joystiq.com] Dungeon Seige III Gameplay Video Obsidian's RPG for HD + PC. joystiq.com media aspro
3DS Clash of Heroes videos and pics Some dungeon RPG andriasang.com media gamingeek
[gamekyo.com] Joystiq confirm Halo 1 remake gamekyo.com news gamingeek
[gamekyo.com] Witcher 2 videos gamekyo.com media gamingeek
[computerandvideogames.com] Codename: Kingdoms is a first person melee Kinect game Yay or nay? computerandvideogames.com news gamingeek
[siliconera.com] Austrailia getting Sonic Generations demo Sonic going down under - on Robotnik siliconera.com news gamingeek
[destructoid.com] Destructoid: Is Nintendo dominance over? destructoid.com editorial gamingeek
[ign.com] Dead or Alive: Dimensions Gameplay Demo ign.com media gamingeek
[gamasutra.com] Stolen PSN Data Published Online (on Sony Site?) Sony was able to pull-down, so hackers must have access to website. gamasutra.com news aspro
Ten Worst Game Magazine Covers Ever Worth a few chuckles. 1up.com editorial aspro
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Sat, 07 May 2011 13:58:37
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Not interested. I'm all Call of Duty'ed out. Build an actual real, amazing campaign mode...then I'll care.

That Hunk avatar is pretty cool. I'm all COD'd out too.

I also hear Bungie will not be at e3

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:00:05
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Bugs, I unlocked this dog in Nintendogs

Really cute one too, just like that with the one eye patch.

Also got a spotted tabby like this:

And a grey longhair like this, but fatter:

Man, English bull terrier pups are the sweetest things in the world.  I still really want one.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:33:12

Gah, I hate working on weekends. It's unnatural.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:36:18
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Angry_Beaver said:





Might be epic, but since Nintendo is putting something out that's supposedly about the same as current gen HD consoles in terms of graphics, memory, and processing power, they'll be trailing again in terms of technology.

Also... I still think the biggest games will be predominantly on the competitors' systems. It's about frakkin' time that Nintendo got huge and quality third-party support again, but since it's never been friendly to third parties and had much less third party support for its last THREE consoles (out of FIVE), I won't dare hold my breath. Nintendo most likely won't have anything to compete well against XBL and PSN (when it's actually up), so they'll probably be behind in everything except whatever the unique features of the new console are.

What the?

How can you just nonchalently show up and post without explaining where you've been for the last few... months or years? Hey guy Happy

Hi, my name is

Hi, my name is

Hi, my name is

Angry_Beaver

I've still been coming here daily for the news. You guys rock! This is the best gaming news source I know of (sad to say I probably wouldn't know about it if I hadn't been on GameSpot and in the RoF). Happy

Been mostly absent from forums, save for a few posts on non-gaming-related ones. I'd been obsessed with the Left 4 Dead series and started making a campaign based on my university (btw, I graduated in December), but that's going to take a LOOOOOOOOOONG time to come to fruition. Haven't made any mods before, and definitely haven't worked on one thing for -- what will probably be -- over a year before. And I've been checking out the L4D 1/2 Steam forums. And btw, if you guys are interested in watching L4D 1/2 matches between some of the best teams, go here.

Then I was obsessed with the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series, in anticipation of The Old Republic. Need to get back to KotOR 2 one of these days.

Also played some Streets of Rage Remake. I'm still pissed that it's taking so long for the dev team to get something ironed out with Sega so the download links will come back up legitimately. It's been about a month now, so I'm not holding my breath. Might be 8 years of work smacked down permanently after the project was available for just a few days.

Btw, whoever is on Steam can add me. Steel and UpInFlames are already on my friends list, but otherwise it's just people I know IRL. Steam name is "DeinGesicht" (it means "your face" in German). Sorry to say I haven't been chatting with those two guys... but I'm really not even in the habit of chatting with friends on there if we aren't / weren't really close friends IRL, so don't feel bad or offended, you two. Nyaa

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:46:12

So that's who that DeinGesicht dude was. I had no idea why I had some random german dude on my Steam list. LOL

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:52:46
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Man fuckin' A....The Witcher 2 is coming out fuckin' soon and is as must buy as anything coming out this entire year...and I'm totally unprepared for it. For those of you who haven't played the 1st one, trust me when I say its one of the best RPG's this generation has seen, right on the level of Mass Effect & Elder Scrolls. I need to get this game....not just want to.

Fuck.

BTW been playing Fable 3 finally. Starts off a tad slow and a tad weird compared to the others, but once you get about an hour or two into it, it gets just as great as the others. There actually seems to be more exploration this time than usual. Nice art also.



Yes, The Witcher 2 is a must-buy. I'll probably pre-order the premium edition on GOG. Great extras, 10% off, and a free grand ol' game to boot! If any of you guys have recommendations for which old game to get, I'd be grateful. At one time I heard that Planescape: Torment was among the selection, and that was my pick (so many people have said so many good things about it), but it's... not... actually... one of the games available.

These are the options:

Beyond Divinity

Divine Divinity

Gothic 2: Gold Edition

Realms of Arkania 1 + 2

Realms of Arkania 3

I already have Gothic 3, since I heard it was similar to The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, but I haven't played more than a few minutes. I hear Gothic 2 might be better. Anyway, recommendations? I have a gigantic backlog on Steam, but the old game is free!

Recommendations for the old game should be based on the following: I love The Witcher, The Elder Scrolls, and Knights of the Old Republic (and will probably be including Mass Effect and Dragon Age in there, too). Not a fan of the isometric view, and games like Torchlight don't interest me much.

I've been replaying The Witcher, but after knowing everything that happens, I find it harder to keep going. Of course, it doesn't help that I may have burned myself out a bit from playing so much damned dice poker. Won a lot, lost a lot. Had some reloads in there to make sure I didn't permanently bankrupt myself.

I may eventually get Fable 3, but Fable 1 didn't draw me in enough when I first got it, and I didn't try Fable 2. In the first one, it didn't help that it kept crashing at the point when I had to escort people so they wouldn't die in a balverine attack. Could be a flaw with the disc. I don't think I've gotten back to that game in a few years now. Just got tired of the unavoidable crashes in that area.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 14:53:56
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So that's who that DeinGesicht dude was. I had no idea why I had some random german dude on my Steam list. LOL




What? Really?! I could have sworn I introduced myself as Angry_Beaver before, in the chat, probably! XD

I don't usually use the same pseudonym in different places. There are just a few exceptions. I'm only "Angry_Beaver" on here so the other GameSpot (ex)members would recognize me.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 15:01:16

GG, now you've got me associating you with a grey long-haired cat that seems to be angry because it was awakened prematurely. Nyaa

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Sat, 07 May 2011 15:18:27

WTF I want that cat. Like NOW.

Are those expensive?

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Sat, 07 May 2011 15:48:53

They cost 2 Balls.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 15:55:39

Fur balls?

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Sat, 07 May 2011 16:29:05

Hairy balls, like what GG coughs up.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 16:37:52
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Yeah it would be nice but I think if someone spends the time and money to make a game of zeldas scale in HD they might as well be making a new game.

Modern warfare 3 reveal in OPM next month.

Treyarch or IW?

Does it matter, it would be butchered IW.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 17:19:09
Modern Warfare 3 will be made by Infinity Ward. These games still run on 2 year development cycles and Treyarch just did Black Ops. I'm still very interested in the CoD games myself so I'm very much looking forward to MW3.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 17:26:41

Okay back in the land of the living. Had a rough day

Friday morning I woke up a bit early with an headache. Thought I was dehydrated and therefore my head hurted. So took some drink and a aspirin. Went to work. First I take the subway and usually my bike. But I was a little light headed, so the bus it was. At work my stomach was a bit off. So I solved this quickly by taking a huge dump at work (in the bathroom, people). This did two things. It made my stomach better and it meant I just wasted 20 minutes.

So work went on, I ate some french fries and a kroket and at four a clock I was done with my 8 hours. I was a bit tired, but nothing out of the ordinary. So I walked back to the bus. I tried walking faster, but I was too tired. I did not sleep that well that night before, so I thought nothing of that. But no problems, tommorow is ninja camp bitches. So excited to maim people again. So after finishing eating grilled meat, with potatoes and vegetables and packing for ninja camp I went upstairs to watch tv.

I zapped around and decided to watch Hancock. The movie was so bad that it made me sick to my stomach by watching it. I tried fighting it by taking deep breaths, but in hindsight I should have probably just changed the chanel. But to no avail. So I went to the bathroom, hoping to shit it out. But that did not happen. I actually threw up my diner. This was bad. I never throw up. The last time I did was way back. I don't even remember it. Throwing up felt like someone was vacuum cleaning my stomach.

But after a while it stopped. So I thought, I should feel better now, right? So upstairs I went and watched Hancock again. Well again I begin feeling sick. So went downstairs and shat in the toilet while throwing up in the trashcan that keeps your toilet paper and stuff. It was getting worse. Standing up straight would make me feel light headed. So I sat there for a hour or two. My puke was smalling bad. Dammit, there is no way I can go to ninja camp anymore.

So after a while I went out and tried to sit in the living room. Still keep throwing up. After a while went upstairs. Going on the stairs was difficult. Had to rest halfway. So I went up, went to my bedroom, I bended over to puke....and the next time I know I am on the ground, puke all over me and my mother going in full panick mode. I must have fainted and hit my head on the floor only to wake up by the impact Big Nog style. Looked at my glasses and they were all bended because of the impact. Head was fine, no damage whatsoever, but then again I am used to get hit on my head. So I took a few breath and was feeling better. But then on the bed had to keep puking again.

Because I have fainted my sister called a ambulance. They did some test, like measuring my blood pressures, hearth rate, feeling stomach and taking my blood sugar levels. They said I probably have food poisoining or a virus. The only thing I can do is to sick it out. They did gave me  medicine to stop the puking and a certain salt glucose solution you put in water to make it easier to absorb by your body. It tastes exacly like Aquarius energy drink. The next morning it went better, but still puked out everything I put in my mouth (Leo no dirty thoughts). Now it is getting better, I had drinks, 3 crackers and one piece of banana in me without puking it out. Still not feeling 100%, but who cares Iga at 10% is still beter then the rest of you.

So the moral of the story. Do not ever watch Hancock. I will make you faint only to wake up in your own puke. Kinda like Steel. But don't feel bad for me Doctor Steel. Someone needs your help so much more.

travo said:

I am beginning to love Heavy Rain, one intense scene after another...good stuff.

Quick Steel, he is reaching the point of no return. I recommend 50ccs of Shattered Memories stat.

gamingeek said:

Played Sin and Punishment 2 It's a fast paced arcade style shooter which is pretty inventive. It's okay so far, not loving it yet.

Oh, shit I am going to throw up again

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Iga_Bobovic said:
Guys I am now officially a published author. Yes, let that be a lesson for you all. Never trust these so called experts. I mean if I can get published! ...




I had no idea you wrote this -- now I know your real name:

Yes, I did write that and your wife thanks me. But I was not referring to that

bugsonglass said:
Dvader said:

What on earth did you write about?

His haptic master thesis perhaps?

Hey look, logic. Yep Bugsy is right.

Dvader said:
bugsonglass said:

His haptic master thesis perhaps?

Possibly.

I think its his study on how Manass effects website membership.

Hey, that is my next paper.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 17:57:24

Glad to hear you're feeling better now, Iga. With that kind of diseases, the only possible choice is to tough them out until you have puked or shat everything. Keep yourself hydrated and follow a careful diet progression.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 18:02:36

Yikes, well I am gald you are feeling better Iga. Definetly sounds like a case of food poisoning.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 18:05:45

I've done the old "shit in the bog, puke in the paperbasket" routine before as well. What really pisses me off about having the runs, is that after the fourth or fifth time you take a shit, the anus starts to burn and you can't wipe your asshole anymore except for a few gentle pats with a baby wipe.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 18:07:31

Stop it Steel, you are making GG jealous.

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Sat, 07 May 2011 18:09:53

I wonder if GG has ever had diarrhea.

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