This just appeared on the gaf RE6 thread....

I patiently waited for the release date and it had finally hit. I was expecting delivery so I waited in my room the whole day whilst browsing the internet as well as admiring said edition pictures on Google images. I heard my bedroom door open. I thought to myself "Who the fuck is that?"... all I saw was a silhouette of a tall man with a really nice hairdo. The figure turned on the light and all was revealed.


To my surprise it was Leon. He was carrying the Tablet cases that came with the premium edition. It was strange because I couldn't see him holding the game case but maybe he had it concealed in his jacket or pockets? He approached me and asked me a simple question: "Are you "Name of Customer"?". I nodded. He threw the tablet cases on the ground. I didn't really care. All I wanted was the jacket and game.


I assumed that the jacket he was wearing was my gift for buying the Premium Edition. He slowly took off the jacket and held it in front of me. "This is yours friend." he said. I grabbed it off him gently and sniffed it. There was that new car smell. I placed it on my bed softly and directed my attention towards him. I could only admire the jacket briefly because of what was in front of me as soon as he took off the jacket. It was his perfectly chiseled body. He stood there, with his back straight in a formal matter. His muscles were glistening in the light. His figure was absolutely outstanding. He told me: "You're not going to regret paying 1300 bucks...".


He grabbed me softly and tossed me onto my bed. I became dazed. He went on top of me and proceeded to do many kinky things. He told me that he wished to globally saturate me completely on my bed. I nodded and we continued. It lasted for hours. When he had finally climaxed, a circle like object popped out of him into the air. He grabbed it in a cool matter and handed it to me. "Here's your Resident Evil 6 game friend." he said. So that's where my game was?


He took himself off of me and got off my bed. He began to walk slowly out of my room. Right before leaving he rotated 180 degrees and snapped his finger at me. "Before I leave, I'd like to hear some words from you." he said. I told him that I enjoyed every second of it and wished for more. "That's great of you to say friend. I appreciate it. But there's something else I want to hear from you." He waved his hair in a sexy manner. It then hit me. I knew exactly what he wanted me to say. "That was 1300 dollars well spent Leon." I told him. He gave me a thumbs up and smiled. "'Name Of Customer', I will be returning to these x y z coordinates arbitrarily to spend more time with you in the future. I trust you don't mind?" I told him that he makes my kokoro go doki doki and gladly nodded at him. A big smile formed on my face.


He left my room in the coolest way possible and shut my door. I thought to myself maybe it's time to play the game but I remembered the jacket on my bed. I grabbed it and sniffed it until the next day. Not only does it have that new car smell... but it also carries the stench of Leon.

aspro said:

why did I read that?

Vadeeeeeeeeeeer!

This is awesome, Shibata is the European Reggie.

Well, the head of Nintendo Europe.

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He did this for the N.Direct

Animal Crossing Nintendo Direct starts in 13 minutes! Link up top in the updates.

edgecrusher said:

That dude looks laid back.

Do you think he scores a lot of European vagina?

He's rich, but he barely speaks english.

So yes.

robio said:

Vader owes me 3 minutes of my life back.

I thought it takes 25 hours?

Watch at 34 minutes 30 seconds to see the new nightclub and DJ K.K