Nintendo release the longest Switch trailer known to man

Women jerking off invisible cocks?

Nintendo Details How Voice Chat And Multiplayer Lobbies Work In Splatoon 2

Interesting. So it says that in a private match everyone can chat in the lobby. But once the match starts you can only talk to your team members. Makes sense so the other team doesn't pick up on what you are doing.

But it also says that you cannot talk to strangers?

So when you start a private match with your team of 4 - are you paired off against us randoms or only with other 4 member private match teams?

Because if it's with randoms then it's going to be unfair for the rest of us. But if it doesn't work outside of private matches  then its the same thing as current splatoon, fairer for non-chatters.

Dvader, your dream machine.

Archangel3371 said:

Nintendo just had to have know how it would look with those people playing the Switch like that.

What someone cleverly pointed out, was that the champagne shaking game would use the IR sensor on the bottom joycon, to tell that you had your bottle cupping hand there or not.

Perverted.

Lmao

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There's plenty of copies of Zelda available, but no systems to play them on. That's kind of funny when you think about it.

Even the extra controllers and add-ons aren't available on Amazon or anywhere else. This is bolderline ridiculous really, especially considering they skipped the holidays. The one thing I saw that IS available is a LAN adapter by Hori....is Nintendo really going to make you buy a USB adapter to plug an ethernet cable into the system like they did with the Wii U? Fucking lame....just slap a fucking ethernet input on the Switch dock like every other machine has.

Archangel3371 said:

That was the same with the Wii. I used my adapter that I used for my Wii with the Wii U. I wonder if I can use it for the Switch now?

I hope so because I have one for Wii U. Fuck wireless....lol

I hope the Switch does well and that everyone who gets one enjoys it. These clips are SO hilarious but I learned not to trust video game marketing a looooong time ago.

And I'm sitting here, just biding my time before I grab the Wii U version of Zelda and hopefully a Wii U to play it on. The GameCube was my favourite system of its time, but since then I've not really cared and only bought Nintendo machines at the end of their lives, specifically to play Zelda games. I own the GC version of Twilight Princess, I only bought a Wii for Skyward Sword and will likely grab the remakes of OoT and MM along with A Link Between Worlds whenever I (finally) get around to finding an inexpensive 3DS.