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Polygon: Consoles need to die
"And Nintendo should be the one to pull the trigger"
polygon.com editorial
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileStill wasn't there when the game launched; a week is a reasonable amount of time. Anyway, the launch revelations for Splatoon do suck, and are more ridiculous than Destiny.
I was honestly hoping for more because I wanted to see how far up everyone's ass it would go when Jimmy Garapollo takes the Patriots to an easy 6-1 record for the first half of the year.
Do I think Brady was having guys put the ball at low pressure? Yup. But this thing is hilariously comical the way its been turned into this big deal. If you think air pressure really has anything to do with Brady being great you're an idiot.
I watched every game last year, & Brady was throwing the ball BETTER after that circus broke out than he did all year. Maybe having the ball a little soft is a mental thing with him, but I think it was hurting more than helping.
Moreover, to punish one guy when its known MULTIPLE guys across the league don't follow the ball guidelines is hypocritical to say the least. Its going to open up the floodgates.
Lastly, if NFL officials were in charge of the balls at all times it would eliminate all issues. So why not have some common sense & try that?
Well that's no excuse. In fact your car should have had better performance.
This is Yooka Laylee's first official support character, Trowzer. Basically the Mumbo Jumbo of the game.
As the Yooka-Laylee Kickstarter campaign ascends to even more spectacular heights, it’s high time we introduced you to the game’s first support character: flash, wheeler dealing serpent, Trowzer!
Trowzer is a business-snake whose career never took off. Not that he knows it – the smug, serpent salesman thinks he’s the bee’s knees (not that he has knees), and for a little dosh he’ll teach you some of the slick moves he picked up on the high-stakes sales floor.
From Kickstarter:
Posted by Playtonic Games
Smashing it up like a student in Yates’s, Yooka-Laylee backers have strawpedo’d their way through the latest stretch goal, and so now an orchestral soundtrack will be enjoyed by all. But before you stumble towards the high street intending to disseminate a large donner meat and chips – wait, because there’s more...
The entire Playtonic team would like to offer its sincere thanks to everyone who has backed the Yooka-Laylee campaign so far. Our intention from the beginning was to use Kickstarter as a means to improve our game, and by helping us reach an incredible £1.5 million you’ve shaped it into one fine specimen.
They've made a character named Trowzer Snake? That's beautiful. I still couldn't be less interested in this game if I tried, but I do appreciate the time and thought it took to come up with the character.
All totally true, but fuck the patriots.
Why should japanese devs bother with console gaming, they make so much more making shit. It's depressing.
This is the same type of stuff that Rare used to do. And they do it with a certain charm that knows its silly and pokes fun at itself.
Certainly no worse than a knight with a shovel. Or a pink puff ball. Or a Fox, toad, and rabbit flying the galaxy.
You lost me. I'm complimenting them on a well crafted penis joke. No more, no less.
Donate $8 in honor of the character.
If I did that I might qualify for a copy of the game, and that wouldn't be good for anyone.
Or maybe you would finally see the light and the error in your ways. All hail Yooka Laylee!!!
Witcher 3 gets some of the greatest reviews I have ever seen. legendaryasterpiece for all time terriotry it seems. And every reviews says combat is much better than the shit in witcher 2.
Assassins creed got revealed too. Wow this place is dead.
Wait until the reviews for Farming Simulator 15 roll out then you'll see this place come alive. Game of the Forevers! Believe.