28 Days of Games I Hate

I've been far too positive lately. So in that spirit I've decided to make a list of games I hate. Games that in my mind completely and utterly suck. Now to clarify I'm not going to list games that were never meant to be anything other than functional at best. I'm here to talk about games that were meant to be good. And some people do think they're good (they're wrong). Maybe you're one of these people (and once again I want to emphasize you're wrong). But this is my list so fuck off.

So for the month of February I'm going to give you my list. One new game a day. Look forward to it and feel the hate flowing within you. And here it is in no particular order:

  1. Faxanadu
  2. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
  3. Tao's Adventure: Curse of the Demon Seal
  4. Pac-Man (Atari 2600)
  5. Dr. Franken
  6. Torin's Passage
  7. Blues Brothers (SNES)
  8. Limbo
  9. X-Men (Sega Genesis)
  10. Harvest Moon: My Little Shop
  11. Child of Eden
  12. Herdy Gerdy
  13. Final Fantasy X
  14. Actraiser 2
  15. SaGa Frontier 2
  16. Children of Mana
  17. Assassin's Creed
  18. Burger Time: World Tour
  19. The Acceleration of Suguri X
  20. Spyro the Dragon: Enter the Dragonfly
  21. Impossible Mission (Atari 7800)
  22. The Sims
  23. Double Dragon (NES)
  24. Rhythm Heaven
  25. Dragon Quest Monsters: Caravan Heart
  26. Street Fighter
  27. Captain Comic (NES)
  28. Journey
Posted by robio Sun, 01 Feb 2015 19:26:41 (comments: 157)
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robio
 
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 01:13:38

Thank you gentlemen. I've gone back and added the full list to the first entry. You know, so that when years from now people need to study and analyze this blog, the list will be all on one page.

edgecrusher
 
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 09:01:36
I'm crying tears of joy...
Ravenprose
 
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:04:42

Is it a piece of shit?


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Yes, but I still played it as a kid, while listening to their music on my Walkman. Happy

Foolz
 
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:40:39

It looks better than Journey, though.

robio
 
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 12:20:24

It looks like it may also require a level of skill unnecessary for Journey.

Iga_Bobovic
 
Mon, 02 Mar 2015 05:12:13

So much hatred. I approve!

aspro
 
Wed, 25 Mar 2015 06:27:10
robio said:

11. Child of Eden

This is the very definition of "self indulgent piece of shit." The trailers for this looked so cool. It make Kinect look like it was actually worth owning. It was all lies however. This is just an average schmup disguised by amazing graphics. Hell, average is really being generous. This game was just bad. Bad and boring. Really it's amazing how something so pretty can still be so incredible dull. I remember finding this at Target for $12, and I was sure it was a pricing mistake. "Child of Eden?? This cheap?? How is that possible??"  Then I played it and I understood. Well, let me correct myself. I understood why it was so cheap. I still don't understand the story. It had something to with someone being born in space and being attacked by viruses... I think. Fuck it, I'm not spending anymore time thinking about it. It was bad. End of story.

Try playing it without the Move controller. It goes from "sucks" to "rage inducing".

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