Yeah, you heard it right, as of Monday I am unemployed. I know you guys are thinking: "You lucky bastard, how did you manage to get fired in two months?" Well I had a bit of luck

What happened I got sick, and I missed a day of work. So I went back to work the following day and thought nothing of it the rest of the week. Then the next Monday it struck me again. This time I missed 3 days. Then I came back. They found a bacteria Helicobacter Pilori inside of me, so they gave me antibiotics.

Well that did not go well and I was sick the very next week. Friday I actually went to work, only to pick up my laptop. The plan was to go to work the next Monday. But my body was not ready.

The fourth week of my sickness I went to the hospital twice. The second time I got a endoscopy. Which is a posh way of saying that I got a camera pushed through my throat. I actually did not gag at all during the procedure, perhaps my talents do not lie in engineering.

So the plan was to return the next Monday. But alas the company had enough and decided to end my contract. It ended on my birthday, what an awesome gift. Well the plan now is to get better. I lost 9 kilos in 4 weeks, so I have to get that back. Get my driving license, I had to cancel my exam because of my sickness. And buy Xenoblade and Chrono Trigger. In feel like playing epic RPGs.
Posted by Iga_Bobovic Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:17:05 (comments: 20)
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Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:39:40

You lucky bastard!  I'm sorry, man.  Get better soon.

 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:07:45

On the bright side you're highly qualified for your new role of desperate male prostitute.

 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:03:37
Sorry to hear that. But you are Iga, you are a machine you will beat any sickness to submission. Hopefully you get cured soon and can get back on the job hunt. For now enjoy yourself.
 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:33:34
Iga_Bobovic said:
I got a camera pushed through my throat. I actually did not gag at all during the procedure, perhaps my talents do not lie in engineering.



You're hired!



Foolz said:

On the bright side you're highly qualified for your new role of desperate male prostitute.




!!

Doubly-so!!



 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:34:59

...get better!

The REVOLUTION needs you!

 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:38:35

 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 18:18:37
skip it..
 
Sun, 12 Jun 2011 21:38:45
That's too bad Iga. Hope things turn around for you soon.
 
Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:15:29
That's terrible. What would have happened if you had a permanent position? They couldn't fire you for being sick right?
 
Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:05:02
That really sucks.  I hope you were at least given some compensation.  Did you get the evil Helicobacter in you during your holiday in Australia do you think?  Do you think it was Homer or Foolz who put it in you?  Nyaa
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