I've really slacked this year when it came to posting my convention pictures. Typicallly I don't think about it until a month after it's over and by then, it's too late. Anyway here's a few from this year. Doubtful I'll manage to offend any cosplay diva's this year since the horror crowd is much more laid back and most of the women really don't give a crap if you call them a whore (and most of the time it's true anyway so there's no need to take offense).
This is Thug. He and his buddy Giggles have sort of a clown inmate thing going on and have a knack for zooming in on people who are scared of clowns. They are artists of highest degree and by that I mean they're assholes and love fucking with people. And I love them for it.
Here's me looking like a smooth pimp before I had my ass handed to me in the celebrity poker tournament. In my defense it didn't start till 11, and by 1 AM I just wanted to sleep.
Zombie Charlie Chaplin. General rule at a horror con, if you don't have a horror costume, just put on some blood and gray paint and boom instant zombie.
Case in point Zombie Trek Red Shirt chicks.
And this dude was about as tall as Warwick Davis, so good on him for making being short work for a costume.
This guy had a cool Beetleguise costume, but he was a douchebag. He was in the big costume contest and didn't place. He was bitter as hell about it, and didn't go out of his way to hide it. And now the entire con is laughing at him. Lesson to be learned here kids.
This chick was actually a dude and those boobs were prosthetics. Hopefully none of you got turned on, but if you did please tell the group so we can laugh at you.
This guy's Hellboy costume was fierce and that mask was a homemade silicon piece. Pics don't do it justice, but the mask was so impressive Adam Savage from Mythbusters paid him over a thousand dollars to make one for him.
Inside the Big Daddy costume was a 10 year old kid. He struggled like hell trying to walk in it. It was awesome, funny, and sad all at the same time.
This was Sleeping Beauty (in the Briar Rose costume) and Malificent based on some twisted Disney sketch. Pic didn't do them justice but they were hot.
Pink chainsaw bunny lady (aka Dogwitch) brought along her protege' Bluebell
And one final weird note, the hotel that hosted the horror con was also hosting a Lotus convention. So that was two groups of people who had absolutely nothing in common getting to hang out together.
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I'm so glad you didn't lose power Leo.
Me too. If it wasn't for the Blue Tranny Elf and Midget porn, I don't know how I would have gotten through these tough times!
**This is what happens when I play Borderlands with GodMode!**
Those are awesome. Damn I am going to orlando the wrong week (this upcoming week).
The guy on the left just realised you were the Oreo guy!
Celebrity poker tournament? I take it one of thos Lotuses was yours.
Glad you explained the plight of the Big Daddy or I would have made fun of him.
Where are the sluts? You're fallin' off man.
The whole weekend I tried to convince people I was there for the Lotus convention and not the horror convention. It seemed a lot cooler. One of the funnier moments of the con happened Sunday morning and I met a doctor who was actually there for a small convention regarding some type of blood disorder (people who randomly and constantly get nosebleeds), and he ended up buying passes to the other 2 events.
No, no go ahead and make fun of the Big Daddy. If this kid is going to be attending conventions he needs to learn mocking and humiliation at a young age. It'll make him stronger.
And yeah after looking through my pics I realize I didn't grab too many slutty pics this year. Two reasons for that. A. I was working a table for a fundraiser most of the weekend and my picture time was much reduced. B. The current fashion trend among sluts in the horror scene is 50's pin-up style. There are still the chicks in corsets and short shorts, but the better looking ones have these nice pin-up dresses, their hair curled up, etc. Looks really good, but it's signficiantly more conservative looking. They'll still put out in bathroom stall if you buy they a drink, but not nearly as much skin is showing.